Ramblings of an Awkward Turtle

So obviously Justin and I are a thing.  I’m always up in his room in the late of night, we stroll the quad together, and we study together. We have inside jokes. Basically, we’re dating.

The fact that I’m completely infatuated with another guy that I talk about frequently and openly is irrelevant. The fact that both of use social media like broke cocaine addicts on their last hit and don’t have ourselves set to “in a relationship” or post gaggingly cutesy statuses or updates ever is irrelevant. The fact that we never show public displays of affection is irrelevant. We are dating and that is fact.

Right? No. Justin is actually happily dating someone and I’m—well that’s a story for another post. We are besties. Bestieship between a guy and girl can be quite difficult to understand for many. It is quite a perplexing phenomena. However, the best way to figure it out is to just ask. No need for indirect asking of other besties. Simply ask me. Granted if you’re afraid to ask me because you don’t want me to think that you like me (which we’re pretty sure you do), then just ask Justin. We’re besties. Nothing more, nothing less.

This would be a totally valid post if we hadn’t just changed ourselves to engaged. “Fueling the fire,” they say? Maybe we’re just a couple of pyros trying to make sense of this crazy world. Or maybe we’re just two college freshmen procrastinating in the most bizarre ways possible.