December 2011
5 posts
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I Promise to Post Something Real Later
I have a knack for having emotionally unavaliable guys fall for me, do nothing other than flop around and piss me off, then to come back crying how they miss me and cry about their problems and piss me off some more. Warning to future suitors: attempt to pull this and no guarantees that I won’t slug you for it.
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One Syllable is Too Much to Handle
It’s becoming apparent that it’s a miracle I make friends. Normally, I’m a social butterfly. I can make small talk well enough to avoid uncomfortable silences. I’m pleasant and inviting. Rarely is there a time in a conversation where I’m not smiling. Today, however, I was more like a social moth.
Today was just an average day. I was leaving my dorm, making my way off...
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I Obviously Can't Handle Multitasking
Joey: Besides myself, there will only be two other guys there tonight and there's 27 people going haha
Me: Haha, well that sounds not bad
This is part of a conversation I had on Facebook chat while holding another conversation with a person face to face. This was the best response I could muster at the time. My line is best read slowly, in parts. Seriously, how do I make friends?
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Snuggies Hate World Peace
I just have a general hate for Thursdays. People who hate Mondays have it all wrong. Mondays are pleasant. Thursdays have it out for you.
Thursdays mean getting up two hours earlier than I normally have to, to go to a class that is three hours long. Thursdays mean having to deal with Boy-thing’s obnoxious face since we have class together. Worst of all, Thursdays mean the most awkward...